Thursday, April 12, 2007

"Parmesan" Substance Leads To Evacuation

The Bountiful Courthouse has just been evacuated when a substance resembling Parmesan cheese was found on some letters.

Clearly, no one tried to put it on spaghetti.

Update: This substance turned out to be shredded Styrofoam from letter sorting machines. Maybe the USPS should require packing materials to be colored (pink or blue), because everyone knows you can only have white anthrax, right?

If Parmesan was pink, nobody would be tempted to eat it.

You've got to wonder who lost their finger?


WP said...

Tyler, It has been suggested by bekkieann that we perhaps should have another meeting where we might investigate other substances once again, such as oatmeal, raisins, chocolate chips and milk.

Tyler Farrer said...

Yeah!, but let's not have any parmesan.

I'm game, but the next couple of weeks I'm booked. Republican Convention and all.

The Month of May looks good for me.